It's that time of the semester again. It's kinda like PMS- it has it's series of "symptoms" that occur everytime this time of the semester comes around...
SYMPTOM #1
Hideousness.
Note: I will deem myself to be superficial because this was the first. Judge me if you must, but I speak on behalf of all of us - you prioritize this too!
1. My hair becomes HELL messy, (and because it's layered it has a mind of it's own and it curls at random areas and puffs at other places)
2. I get the biggest eye bags due to lack of sleep - sometimes it even gets a little reddish. I swear it looks like I'm stoned..
3. I could not be bothered to put on eye liner, or nice clothes - Instead I walk around with trackies and swim in a BIG jumper
Verdict?
I have turned hideous.
I think I even scare away animals. I feel like telling everyone to just LOOK AWAY.
DON'T LOOK MY WAYYY NOOOOOOOOO!! :(
And I also find that the people I would LAST want to see would be around - ie: all the cute boys?! HELLO!?!
Explains why I'm single.
SYMPTOM #2
Crankiness.
I have officially turned into a massive FUCK-OFF sign. In
blinking Sparkly lights.
I've even named myself grumpy pants.
The smallest things piss me off. Like, when I say small, I mean miniscule things.
So, to prevent people from labelling me the "massive bitch" I try and avoid any human contact - pending till exams are over when I'm a happy camper all over again. :)
SYMPTOM #3
Depression.
I wake up in the morning feeling like....P Diddy. And ultimately Clubbing.
Every upbeat song makes me...
depressed. Because it's screaming my name.... until I look around and notice that the environment I have surrounded myself with revolves around smelly library books, corpus amounts of Kit Kat Chunky, and thick Law Books.
It's ok, Thursday I am free and I am allowed to do as I please. BIG toothy GRIN :D
SYMPTOM #4
Health deterioration
So cutting aside the usual health 'symptoms' one would suffer when studying for exams, such as stress, tiredness, and whatever that comes with eating junk food that would ultimately lead to diabetes, heart attacks etc..
Instead, adding on to all of this, my eyes twitch at random times. Like, what the fuck.
SYMPTOM #5
Clean room
Ok, this is clearly a positive 'symptom'. But my procrastination has allowed me to be the cleanest I have ever been, my room has become spotless and my laundry is all nicely done AND I have separated my clothes in to separate categories, folded and all..
:)
Wish me luck!